Martha, the pub dog, and Poppy, our pub cat, welcome you to the Stag. They want you to know that they are working on their page but it may take some time, what with the lack of opposable thumbs and one of them only speaking Romanian!
Martha
Hello, I’m Martha and I ‘m in charge of The Stag. I love it when other dogs visit, it’s always a pleasure to meet them. I’m not too keen on hoomans though. I was born and lived in Romania for my first four years and I wasn’t very well treated, so I’m very nervous when new people come into my pub. I think that’s why my Mum & Dad tend to keep me at home a lot. But I love The Stag and often spend an evening behind the bar.
Autumn
Meet Autumn. She's one of our quiz regulars and recently won best fancy dress at our Halloween quiz. She's usually found in the corner doing the Times crossword.
Nancy
I'm Nancy. The Stag is my local and I always enjoy a couple of drinks from their freshly filled water bowl. I often pop behind the bar to help them out and I know they appreciate it. I am paid very generously with 5 dog biscuits a shift.
Marmite
Hello, I’m Marmite.
My Dad is really good at making food but then he gives it to other hoomans. More for me, please. And the odd tummy rub wouldn’t go amiss.
The Hens
Pandora, Penelope, Circe, Helen, Cressida, Cassandra, Daphne & Electra!
We belong to the Landlord and Landlady. They love us, cuddle us and feed us lots of treats. We pretend to be cute but actually we are vicious killers, just ask any worm. We aren’t allowed at the pub ‘cos apparently the Chef has a twinkle in his eye.
Digby
Pleased to meet you. I'm Digby the parrot. When I'm not out carousing at my favourite pub I like to spend time in my large cage supervising my hooman Juliet and doing quantum physics in my head. Who's a pretty boy then?